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Post by Slaves on Dec 4, 2004 20:01:40 GMT -5
1.Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples carts when they aren`t looking 2.Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms 3.Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens 4.Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you`ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department 5.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose 6.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible Gerald does this even when NOT in Walmart ;D7.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are 8.In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels I know this is an everyday thing for you GARE 9.Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper PICK ME!
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